Zoe vs.: The Honor Roll

I'm starting a new feature called the Zoe vs. the Universe Honor Roll. In this feature I, under advisement from Zoe, will highlight a child who deserves recognition for going above and beyond in letting their parents know who's in charge.

This week we have Claudia Moser, toddler daughter of White House correspondent Laura Moser, who succumbed to a tantrum while visiting the Red Room of the White House.

It is unclear what set the three-year-old off. Her emotional outburst was perhaps related to her unknown party affiliation, or it could've been a critique of Obama's foreign policy. Or maybe she was just overwhelmed by the unbearable tension between feeling that the Red Room was too red yet at the same time not red enough.

Whatever it was, it ended in a full face-plant on the rug that said loud and clear: "Who cares if he's the president? Give me candy."

We tried to inform Ms. Moser of her honor but she was too busy napping after refusing a well-balanced meal. Well-done, Claudia!

My daughter is an Internet meme! pic.twitter.com/eiuMMejkGs

— laura moser (@lcmoser) May 21, 2015

If you have a photo or story about a small person whose behavior was so reprehensible it kinda deserves special recognition, feel free to send it to ercatalano10 (at) gmail (dot) com and he or she may win a spot on the honor roll.

Zoe (and guest): 94; Universe/POTUS: 0

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I need a win here, people. 

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