Thursday, May 28, 2015

Zoe vs.: The Honor Roll

I'm starting a new feature called the Zoe vs. the Universe Honor Roll. In this feature I, under advisement from Zoe, will highlight a child who deserves recognition for going above and beyond in letting their parents know who's in charge.
This week we have Claudia Moser, toddler daughter of White House correspondent Laura Moser, who succumbed to a tantrum while visiting the Red Room of the White House.
It is unclear what set the three-year-old off. Her emotional outburst was perhaps related to her unknown party affiliation, or it could've been a critique of Obama's foreign policy. Or maybe she was just overwhelmed by the unbearable tension between feeling that the Red Room was too red yet at the same time not red enough.
Whatever it was, it ended in a full face-plant on the rug that said loud and clear: "Who cares if he's the president? Give me candy."
We tried to inform Ms. Moser of her honor but she was too busy napping after refusing a well-balanced meal. Well-done, Claudia!

If you have a photo or story about a small person whose behavior was so reprehensible it kinda deserves special recognition, feel free to send it to ercatalano10 (at) gmail (dot) com and he or she may win a spot on the honor roll.

Zoe (and guest): 94; Universe/POTUS: 0

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  1. The Prez looks like "What the F is this S?"

  2. Hahahaha, this just proves it doesn't matter who you are when a threenager throws a wobbly watch out!!!! Hahahaha

  3. Elizabeth CatalanoMay 31, 2015 at 6:13 PM

    Exactly. POTUS can just get out of the way. Love "wobbly"!

  4. Elizabeth CatalanoMay 31, 2015 at 6:14 PM

    Love that he'd just use the letters instead of cursing. He is really a class act. ;)

  5. Oh, how I wish I could participate. My people are not so small anymore though, and sharing this kind of stuff with the world would be bad. Very bad.

  6. Elizabeth CatalanoJune 4, 2015 at 8:45 PM

    Ha, yes, I'm waiting for the day Zoe says, What are you writing? Well, stop it.