Zoe vs. the Parallel Universe, Again

Sorry I haven't been around in a while. I was busy writing satire! Hopefully I'll have more both here and on other sites in the new year. In the meantime, here are two posts I have on Medium.

Zoe is automatically against anything called "medium." Her objections are threefold:

1. She dislikes how "medium" tries to bridge the difference between "small" and "large," She feels it's trying to have it both ways, which is both "unseemly" and "repugnant." Her words.*

2. She wears a "small." But she likes her hot chocolate and stuff "large." Ergo, "medium" has no place in our society.

3. She doesn't know the other definitions of medium that relate to media or fortune tellers and is frankly uninterested.

Without further ado, here are the links to my posts on Medium.

The first is a satire about Roy Moore's horse, Sassy, called "Reasons Why #NotAllHorses, According to My Friend Flicka. If She Could Speak Her Truth, Or English."

And the second is satire about the "Elf on the Oval Office Shelf's Testimony Before the House Judiciary Committee." 

Enjoy and Happy Holidays!

Zoe: 175; All Universes: 0

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 If you enjoyed this post, you may like my first Parallel Universe post.

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