Zoe vs. McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Mother isn't here today, choosing instead to be published on another site. 

It's called McSweeney's, and she seems to think that's a big deal. I even heard her nattering on about something-something proudest accomplishment.

I was standing right there, folks!

Her piece is titled How to Dress for Your Body's Parasitic Twin. I suppose it wouldn't hurt to click.

I googled Kuato and found this.
Not buying it, folks. This guy and his
baby look fake to me.

Anyway, from what I can tell McSweeney's is a site with lots of big words and really long titles that don't even make sense. I mean, I can do that without even trying. Take that, McSweeney's! And that's why it's still:

Zoe: 136; Universe: 0

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